Thursday, July 29, 2010

Leisure Time

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.

He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.

He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail.”

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says,

“Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite…”

Monday, July 19, 2010

Thank God She Is Safe



thanks Jonco

What's The Perfect Length For Your Man?

Beer, Boobs, and Booze!

Four of my favorite things.
This is my friend Tami on vacation in Hawaii last month! Looks like a total blast with her, as usual.