In The Can

Surf's Up

Have you seen that dude in the surf yet?

How's Your Sex Life?

Gotta Love Our Law Enforcement Officers

Widdle Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

If Only This Were Possible

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Up In Alabama

A Blonde in a Baptist Church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
'Someone in this congregation has spread a
rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a
horrible lie and one which a Christian community
cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve
to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory Now stand and confess your
transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with
a body that would stop traffic rose from the third
pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member
of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
and the congregation roared!

Thank God

Yeah, Right

Parking E30 BMW's, Continued

Here is proof you don't need a parking lot or a beach to be one of these.

The "7"

For A Whole Of People I Know

Hey Old Eyes, Click To Enlarge.

And know that, while I am Roman Catholic and know The Lord's Prayer, I don't drink the Lager myself, but I can still

Celebrate Life.

I'm Moving

So, I still can't persuade anyone to hire this oleunemployedconstructionworker and the unemployment rate in The Sunshine State is over 11%.

As much as I like living near family in the Birthplace of Speed, just north of The Home of the World's Most Famous Beach,

I think I will like living here a whole hell of a lot better.

And know, I will

Celebrate Life.

The Confession

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Charles M. Doan?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Charles, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you..'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Charles walks back to his pew, and his friend Jim slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

And remember to

Celebrate Life.

The Rare

Do Ya Know I Love Horseracing Also?

Another Funny Beer Commercial

You Have Got

to check this out.

Futility

So Last Night

I attended a beach party down on My Beach and saw a couple displaying the latest swimming fashion.

I thought you might enjoy it.

Just So You Know

thanks blondie

Mmmmm Girl Scout Cookies

Oh! Wait!

Friends

Just So You Know

And, yeah, I am thinking of you over in the Ozarks, up in Tennessee and out Californey way.

As always, click on image to enlarge.

thanks to thefoamguy

A Few Motivational Posters

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How Dinosaurs Became Extinct

Patrick

Patrick:

I was able to stop and get these shots on the way home today.

Building is yellow and white. Looks pretty nice. It is located about 1.5 miles south of International Speedway Boulevard, the heart of downtown, beachside Daytona Beach.

There is a Winn Dixie about 1/2 mile south of it and a Walgreens another 1/2 mile south of the Winn Dixie.

This is the front from across the street.

The landscaping is overgrown but that is expected.

This is the building entry.

A shot of the entrance to the parking garage.

Note the closeness of the building to the North.

To the south of the building is a vacant lot.

My old van is parked on a beach access street. No parking on the street and only pedestrians can access the beach at this point. Driving on the beach is allowed in the section of the beach.

A shot of the south side of the building.

Water in the planter walls located out front is leaching through.

This is the north side of the building with visitor parking.

The paver pool deck is in good condition but the pool water is green.





This is the view front the beach.

I saw noone but did peek in the first floor windows. A common room with a pool table, some wingback chairs and a granite wet bar. Also, through another window, I saw a fully equipped workout room and in the office, I spotted a bunch of leather bound three ring binders with the unit numbers on them. I am thinking they are the condo docs.

Hope this helps and good luck.

John