Up In Alabama

A Blonde in a Baptist Church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation,
'Someone in this congregation has spread a
rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a
horrible lie and one which a Christian community
cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not
intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve
to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory Now stand and confess your
transgression.'

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with
a body that would stop traffic rose from the third
pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member
of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
and the congregation roared!